vlog of the tour..
WE NEED TO GET THIS IN THE TOP TWENTY PEOPLE.
start advertising on twitter like crazy.
and post a link to the song on facebook.
I live in England! SO I CAN’T EVEN BUY THE FREAKING SONG.
but this would be so amazing, we need to try our hardest not just for the vlog, but because the boys deserve this so much.
BUY IT ON ITUNES IT’S ONLY LIKE $0.99 OR SOMETHING. and it’s a brilliant song so.
- Hearts look like vaginas
- Logan thinks he’s black
- Carlos swears a lot behind the scenes
- Kendall’s hips just don’t lie
- The boys are all in love with each other
not so secretly
- Dustin loves life more than anyone
- James has a dirty side
- Dustin has tiny nipples
- Kendall is the king of photo trolling
- They are all trolls really
- James is obsessed with HIS fans
- They had a hangover-like party in Vegas on James’s birthday (in which Carlos tweeted drunk then proceeded to pleasure James)
- On their vacation together they all wore speedos for easy access with each other
- Dustin is the best member of Big Time Rush
Add if I’ve forgotten any :)
We are sorry we intruded your radio show with fandom inside jokes about Jews and whores and tyones and horses, etc. However, we are glad we have now screwed who Dustin is right into your head, seeing as half of us said we loved him the most.
We are also sorry we shocked you with our sexual frustration, seeing as you were probably expecting us all to be like that little girl who said her and her aunt love Big Time Rush (we apologize to her as well, since she was listening and being scarred at seeing the fandom she is going to grow up into).
Once again, we are sorry.
LOL JK no regrets! We’re fucking hilarious!
p.s. Your fiancé was awesome, she agreed having their babies would be fun.
I don’t understand why she was on vacation with them. I swear she’s James’s ex?
I have 5 boys to thank for that